The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you