does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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