We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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