your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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