you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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