I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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