My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Of course I have a pirate flag
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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