The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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