Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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