She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
