i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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