Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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