Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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