i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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