Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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