you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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