i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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