What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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