16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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