Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I need a burrito and a hug.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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