Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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