next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Verdict: uncircumcised.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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