1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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