would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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