I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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