Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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