dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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