we're blogging at a bar
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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