so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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