Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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