i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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