I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
