i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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