I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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