My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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