Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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