i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Will exercising make me less horny?
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