with your own penis?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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