I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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