To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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