I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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