Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am one with the molecules
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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