I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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