you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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