this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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