just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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