shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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