i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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