bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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