I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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