In America we eat man semen.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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