I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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