Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Randomize
