super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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