My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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